Is MCC Hot?

Joseph Starkloff

Some schools have prided themselves on academics or student success rates, but at hottestcollegeinamerica.com colleges are judged by the student body. On this Web site, which is focused on Arizona universities, students can submit Facebooks of fellow classmates to be examined by a committee. The hottest submissions are awarded with a scantily dressed calendar photo.

While the sexual exploitation of college students is nothing new; it does lead to the question of how attractive do MCC students rank each other?

For MCC student Nile Francis, the female population on campus is far too snobbish.

“More than 50 percent of them are a little too rude. You’re trying to be nice; you’re not trying to get anything from them,” he said.

His friend and fellow student, Charles Tribble, disagreed with his assertion.

“They’re not rude. You just have to know how to approach them,” Tribble said.

Philana Cicilello, a 20-year-old psychology major at MCC, had a negative view of the boys on campus.

“I’ve taken a look around. There’s like a few here and there that are attractive, but for the most part I’m not seeing anything that’s catching my eye,” she said.

She estimated that only 10 percent of the males on campus were striking.

Kendra Townsend, a 20-year-old nursing major, expressed her approval of the girls on campus.

“The guys here are ugly, I’m interested in girls. There are a lot of beautiful girls that walk around here. Like my girlfriend,” she said.

Kourtney Wallace’s biggest complaint about the males on campus was their lack of vertical standing.

“Some of (the guys) are pretty cute. There are a lot of short guys too, and I’m only 5 feet 2 inches. So, me saying somebody is short is bad,” she said.

Izzy Lowart, who works as a custodian at MCC, said the girls on campus were no different than anywhere else.

“The girls here are like a buffet, but that’s like the entire world,” he said.

  • Mesa Legend Staff

    These are archived stories from Mesa Legend editions before Fall 2018. See article for corresponding author.

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